That's it, I've had enough.

I'm finally breaking away from what I know (or rather, don't) and will be attempting to learn this thing called "see plus plus".  The main goal is to change all the extended bitvectors I use on my MUD to a bitset; it just seems more efficient.  If anyone has knowledge / experience with this and has the time to help me learn, I'd love the assistance.  Let me know!

 Yes, my MUD currently compiles cleanly as a C++ program, even though nothing's written to utilize its power...

   People like to go around, justifying their crazy and often self-destructive (if they're going it right, that is) behavior with the phrase "Life is short."

Dude 1: Dude, let's stay up all night doing shots of Everclear. It'll be awesome!

Dude 2: I can't dude, I've got my final in underwater basket-weaving in the morning.

Dude 1: Screw that noise! Life is short dude. Let's have some fun!

   Oh, how that irks me to no end! (And I'm not one who's easily irked.) People are insane. Life isn't short. It's long. It's the longest possible thing you can do! Once that is understood, people can adjust their views accordingly. And maybe some good can come out of this crazy thing we call life, (well, actually, I call it Barry, but when I tell people that I love my Barry, they look at me weird.)

   There are a lot of people out there telling others how to live their lives. Now, it's even an actual job and people are getting paid for it. These people are called "Life Coaches" and as much as I want to hate them for having such a phony-baloney job, I'm really just jealous that I didn't think of it first. I'd be a great life coach, because unlike, say, Tony Robbins, I actually know the key to having a good life,  (and oddly enough, it has nothing to do with fame or power, which goes to show why there has never been a country or world leader who had a good time in life. Think about it!)

   Let me break it down to you, for free. I won't tell you everything you need to know, I'm just giving you a little taste, like your pusherman. When you come back for more, that's when I start charging.

   The key to living a good life isn't to live in the present. It's to think about the future. Whenever one faces a dilemma, or a choice between two things, one must consider what the future holds, (like how I used "one"? Makes me sound like Confucius!)

   Picture yourself on your deathbed, old, liver-spotted, wearing diapers, and ready to finally go to that big Wal-mart in the sky. Do you want your last thought to be "Damn, I wish I had spent more time in high school doing pointless homework and monotonous class work," or, "I'm glad I skipped school that day to go skinny-dipping with Rachel (unless your name is Rachel, in which case I guess it doesn't apply to you.*)? Exactly. Skinny-dipping wins every time.

   All it takes to have a good life is to picture yourself on your deathbed. Think about what you'd lament; think about what would give you great memories. Because, in the end, no matter who you are and what you have or have not accomplished in your life, you're made up entirely of your memories, they are the only thing you can take with you when you go. Make them good.

   Or, if you're lazy, you can just win the lottery. That pretty much guarantees a good life. It's not money that's the root of all evil, it's not having money. So say Confucius, (well, not really, but he would have if he saw the new iPhone!)